Brilliant Lines To Use Against Certain Ex-Girlfriends

So, remember Tanya?

SURE you do. The one I came back from the dead for. I stayed loyal our first year of college, she at last report slept with,, um, her entire dorm floor. She now lives in Virginia.

Think about that.

My sex-obsessed ex—

In VIRGINIA.

Tell me that’s not irony.

I’m going to have to use that situation and line in SOMETHING I’m writing.

OH, and you’re displeased by the psycho-demon bitch from hell nickname? DON’T BE ONE.

~ by Sean on September 10, 2023.