When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…


1. It will hurt like a mother. Your eye has just been struck by a planetoid.

2. It will hurt like a mother. Your eye has just been struck by baked dough covered in scalding tomato sauce and melted cheese.

3. It will be unlikely. The moon’s aim is known to be kinda shoddy.

4. However, if it’s a pepperoni pizza, and the pepperoni hasn’t been sliced yet, it’ll put your eye out and and hurt like the aforementioned mother.

There’s probably a reason I don’t work for Disney.

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~ by Sean on March 6, 2011.

One Response to “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…”

  1. When you swim in a creek
    and an eel bites your cheek
    it’s a moray.

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